In the beginning, there was also life everywhere. If you listened to people telling you there wasn’t and some magical old pedophile gave life… then what do you call the magical pedophile!?
Anyway, within all of time, or rather somewhere at some point in time, there was Glue. Glue was an alien who wanted nothing more than live his life in a peaceful way. Actually, maybe he was just an alien to you. Seeing he doesn’t see himself as an alien. Unfortunately Glue lived on a planet which drafted the local youth into military service. You might know this is a sucky thing to do. Like we would like to risk our lives while old people are nearer to dying anyway?
Glue was one who just didn’t care about all this bullsh*t. All he wanted to do was play his games, watch some entertaining stuff from an alien planet which broadcasted fictional stories with bad actors. Glue knew acting, that’s to say, he knows what good acting is, not that Steven Seagull-kind stuff. Man he’s better off being a fat cop than being an actor… Crap, I trailed off again.
Glue heard a knock on his front door (Yes, aliens use doors too. Did you think they would just casually walk into another’s bedroom while he was busy doing his thing?). He looked up and looked back at the screen, being annoyed that he missed a part of his new favorite show. Some type of cartoon which used very specific ways to depict female aliens. Apparently cartoon females on the planet all had huge bouncing balls hanging from their chest. Glue ate some more stale food he had lying around when another knock disturbed his viewing pleasure. Pissed off, he stood up and stomped his way to the door. Upon opening the door, he stood face-to-face with some military douchebag who looked at him without any apparent emotion.
"Are you Glue Waccachinky?" The douchebag asked. " Nope." Glue answered and stared back with a blank expression into the douchebag’s face. "Isn’t this-" the douchebag started. "Dude, I’m in the middle of something. Could you please just go away?" Glue interrupted. The douchebag stared at him. "Sure, excuse me for interrupting you, sir" He said and left. Glue closed the door and sat back in his chair, now pissed off again because he forgot to pause his show. And so another day ended in the life of Glue, an ordinary alien.
dat steven de zeemeeuw joke tho XD classic
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